Dive into the world of gourmet egg salad sandwiches with our cheekily sophisticated recipe designed for those who prefer their culinary creations with a side of sarcasm. This isn’t your average egg salad—oh no, this is a masterpiece of culinary audacity. We’re talking about a luscious blend of perfectly boiled eggs mixed with a lavish amount of creamy mayonnaise, a hint of Dijon mustard to showcase your inner gourmet, and fresh chives and dill to give it that “I’ve got my life together” flair.

Layered between artisanal slices of sourdough bread, with baby spinach and trendy avocado slices for added pizzazz, these sandwiches are sure to impress anyone who appreciates the finer things in life—or at least those who are too polite to comment on your cooking. Serve them up diagonally to achieve peak culinary sophistication and enjoy a sandwich that’s as delightfully irreverent as it is delicious.